Why I bought a lathe

[mikecwik]

thats an inside joke where i work. every time a problem out tools us say "if only we had a....." we are on optical analyzer for a few months now.

its even funnier when someone asks why do you have this for, what are you going to do with that? only to ask to borrow it next day or in short order.

whats even funnier is i have to urine test to get a job or if you get hurt at work but welfare doesnt.